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[Happy endings are overrated. The goal is a locked-up ending where I eat, drink, and live comfortably!]
Ignoring all the choices I don’t like,
"Who the hell said that?"
I just say whatever comes to mind, and things keep spiraling out of control.
Next thing I know, I’m a Monster Tamer.
Not a wizard, not a spirit master, but a monster tamer.
"What the heck is that?"
"Isn't there a chance you could love me instead of my brother?"
Uh, I’m already married, you know?
"I can't live without Jaina.
If you no longer love me, I’ll do whatever it takes to make Jaina like me again.
Please, Jaina, just forgive me just this once."
Why have you turned into a tragic, devoted man instead of a possessive one?
"Kkyuu!"
Oh, right. Whatever, I guess.
Anyway!
Why is everyone like this?
I don’t care about power or world peace, you know?
Just lock me up, male lead!
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